Giving you a head's up before you start reading this.....there is a little bit of 'language' so if you don't like the use of a certain 3-letter 'a' word used in reference to what you sit on, don't read any further.
Warning # 2....be prepared to laugh. Seriously would suggest a trip to the bathroom before reading.
I found this posted on one of the knitting groups today and I have to admit I laughed til I cried. It's simply too good not to share.
SENIOR TRYING TO SET A PASSWORD
WINDOWS: Please enter your new password
USER: cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters
USER: boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain one numerical character
USER: 1 boiled cabbage
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces
USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least 1 upper case character
USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot be more than one upper case character consecutively
USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation
USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow
WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use
Today's quote is from Lewis Mumford....
"Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them"