Now, boys and girls, it's storytime. Please sit in your seats and be quiet while Magpie tells a story...
Once upon a time, in a Magpie's world, there lived a silly lady. She was of a 'certain age' and on occasion (rarely, very rarely) she might be just a little bit forgetful. It's a condition that is found in ladies who also often find themselves going on a number of unexpected tropical vacations, if you get my drift.
Anyway, the Magpie spent a very long time typing three very large books all about her family and their history, and she even had them published. Even more time passed, and the Magpie managed to sell a number of copies of her books which made her very happy.
More time passed, and one day the Magpie had a special request from a museum that wanted to add a copy of all three of her books to their collection. Well, the Magpie would be honoured to do that very thing, but alas - when the Magpie went to the shelf to get the books there were none left of the second book.
Oh no!!
What to do? What to do?
Well, it so happened that a very nice man had printed the books for the Magpie and perhaps he could be convinced to print just a tiny few more? The Magpie hurried to the computer and sent off a pleading email and waited for an answer.
Oh happy day! The very nice man could do that very thing, but it would cost a bit more because he would have to get another very nice man to hand bind them. The Magpie sent him a happy email and asked that she be given a quote before proceeding (because, after all, this book publication business is not cheap).
Fast forward a week and a half and kiddos we find The Magpie and Mr. Magpie in the bedroom. (now, now - no tittering you lot at the back - I can hear you!!). We see the vacuum in the corner and the mattress standing at attention at the foot of the bed. Mr. Magpie flexes his muscles, lifts the box spring, and what to their wondering eyes did appear?
Out of the cloud of dust that arose...
Ten copies of the wanted book!
Yes, TEN copies!!
'My goodness' exclaimed The Magpie! '- - - - - -' exclaimed Mr. Magpie!!
'Never mind' said The Magpie. 'Nice book printing man hasn't sent a quote yet, so it will be okay'.
The Magpie hurried to the computer and wrote a very apologetic email to the nice man, explaining that she suffered from that horrible disease called 'mental-pause' and therefore could not be held accountable for her actions and begging his forgiveness.
CHAPTER TWO
The very next day the Magpie received an email. Written by the very nice man. It was a very nice email too.
But, guess what? The very nice man was forgetful too! He forgot all about the quote. He printed five copies. He bound five copies (by hand). He had them ready to ship. Oh dear!!
The Magpie remembers the days of
using the catalog for toilet paper.
using the catalog for toilet paper.
Anybody want some?
THE END.
Instead of a quote, I leave you with this....