Yep not having a computer has driven me over the edge. Maybe I'm even certifiable. Withdrawal has driven me to drastic measures. All that, and waking up to the realization that a particular date in December is rapidly approaching has just been too much for my fragile psyche.
So...I made three different kinds of vanilla today, just because I could. Two or three different people will receive a set of bourbon, rum and vodka vanillas. Provided I don't drink 'em all if my computer soon doesn't come home.
And...because into every life a little poo must fall....why not go entirely off the deep end and make some poo-pourri spray too. Only select people will be receiving those under the Christmas tree! In case you are wondering (and I know you were!)..the potion gets spritzed into the throne before nature takes its course and eliminates the need for those highly priced and hugely scented after-the-fact commercial sprays.
Hurry up computer...I'm losin' it.....
Oh dear your computer must be back soon...maybe it ran away with the spoon. Your Vanilla's sound very delicious. No Poo Spray? I just saw an ad for some and didn't know it even existed. Personally I do not like the overly strong sprays on the market. I do like a simple Orange mist. I shall cross fingers your computer comes home very soon.
ReplyDeleteYes, you are losing It! Hope you have a PC soon!
ReplyDeleteMary Anne..I can see the STRESS of not having your computer is having a tiny effect upon you.!!! EEEKKK%#@**&
ReplyDeleteLove the idea of the Rum Vanilla etc! The close that "C" even gets the more those rum cocktails ( etc) have appeal. I must put the Grumpy Princess You tube up there on my blog.In your present state you would like these I reckon!!
Ha Ha He He.OhHOOHO .mad laughter from a friend.
Tee hee, MA! You haven't lost it! Great ideas!
ReplyDeleteHope you get your computer back soon!
Best wishes, Barbara xx
Hang in there Mary Anne! Your post really made me smile this morning! Hope your computer comes home soon! Christine x
ReplyDeletePre-spray...interesting concept. I'd like to know more. And I have thoughts going through my head about WHY I'd like to know more but I digress. Let's just say there is a fan in there that someone forgets to use.
ReplyDeletexx, Carol
I can imagine I would also go crazy without my computer and internet!!
ReplyDeleteThose home-made Christmas presents sound great, will you be giving us your vanilla bourbon, etc recipes?
So sorry to hear about your computer troubles as it's extremely frustrating I know. Hang in there!!!
ReplyDeleteI know that feeling, Mary Ann, a bit edgy over things that aren't as they should be.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm there too in my own situation.
Guess I'm not stressed after all, Don't have any of those systems. Come on computer. who knows what might happen next.
ReplyDeleteI am intrigued, how did you make your vanillas?
ReplyDeleteYou're hilarious! But I do love the sound of those vanillas - lovely gift!
ReplyDeleteHa...ha...... Love the idea of the pre-spray. You'll have to count the drinks to make sure they are all still there to send for gifts....hee....hee.....
ReplyDeleteThanks for the recipe Mary Anne. I shall make some for Christmas gifts too.
ReplyDeletepc problems can make anyone want to drink, even it if is vanila...I loved your post, a smelly one that brought a smile
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL
ReplyDeletepoopouri ----------------------!!