Today I plan to mumble. Why is that, you say? Well, I have to admit that I have managed to do nothing at all creative today and have nothing to show and don't really feel like doing another book review.
Mumble #1 - One wonders why, all of a sudden, blogger is refusing to let me put a title on this post. Do they know that all I intend to do is mumble and even they are bored senseless?
Mumble#2 - Guess what I did today? I had a picnic in a cemetery.
Mumble #3 - Did you know that whilst doing flower pounding that you should lay your leaves face up and your flowers face down? I didn't either.
Mumble # 4 - Does anybody remember the song 'Standing Outside the Fire' by Garth Brooks? Do you remember the video? Did you drip tears into your cleavage every time you watched it?
ARE WE GETTING BORED YET?
Mumble - Y'all oughta be proud of me. I went to Chapters today and didn't buy a darn thing! That has to be a first. What was even more awe-inspiring is that I didn't see a single one I even remotely wanted. How weird is that? I think I must be coming down with something....
Mumble - Never say never because you know darn well it's gonna come back and bite you where it hurts. When I took up knitting a year or so ago I swore I would NEVER have more than one project on the go at a time because I didn't want to get overwhelmed. So - can anybody tell me why I happen to have a sock, a clog AND a prayer shawl on needles at the moment?
Mumble - There's another one of life's mysteries I would like to have solved. Can anybody explain why, despite one's poundage staying the same, that it manages to rearrange itself and suddenly leave one with a uni-belly? Combine that with certain upper-end holders that create a uni-boob and it's downright frightening. What's next I wonder...uni-toes, uni-eyebrows, or (gasp) uni-noses? I can see me now....
Mumble - And while I'm at it - who invented menopause anyway?
Mumble - With that, I'm done...for now. Stay tuned because there's bound to be another installment.
I do hope that by uni-noses, you mean uni-nostrils,,,otherwise one has a very peculiar picture in one's head about what you really look like :} You are too funny today. And yes menopause BITES THE BIG ONE--glad it's done with too !!
ReplyDeleteChapters usually sucks anyways...