Today I plan to mumble. Why is that, you say? Well, I have to admit that I have managed to do nothing at all creative today and have nothing to show and don't really feel like doing another book review.
Mumble #1 - One wonders why, all of a sudden, blogger is refusing to let me put a title on this post. Do they know that all I intend to do is mumble and even they are bored senseless?
Mumble#2 - Guess what I did today? I had a picnic in a cemetery.
Mumble #3 - Did you know that whilst doing flower pounding that you should lay your leaves face up and your flowers face down? I didn't either.
Mumble # 4 - Does anybody remember the song 'Standing Outside the Fire' by Garth Brooks? Do you remember the video? Did you drip tears into your cleavage every time you watched it?
Mumble #5 - Discovered a new blog which is extremely funny: http://fiddledeedee.net Love it!
Mumble # 6 - http://threebeautifulthings.blogspot.com is very inspirational and proves that we should all find something to be grateful for - every single day
ARE WE GETTING BORED YET?
Mumble # 7 - Y'all oughta be proud of me. I went to Chapters today and didn't buy a darn thing! That has to be a first. What was even more awe-inspiring is that I didn't see a single one I even remotely wanted. How weird is that? I think I must be coming down with something....
Mumble # 8 - Never say never because you know darn well it's gonna come back and bite you where it hurts. When I took up knitting a year or so ago I swore I would NEVER have more than one project on the go at a time because I didn't want to get overwhelmed. So - can anybody tell me why I happen to have a sock, a clog AND a prayer shawl on needles at the moment?
Mumble # 9 - There's another one of life's mysteries I would like to have solved. Can anybody explain why, despite one's poundage staying the same, that it manages to rearrange itself and suddenly leave one with a uni-belly? Combine that with certain upper-end holders that create a uni-boob and it's downright frightening. What's next I wonder...uni-toes, uni-eyebrows, or (gasp) uni-noses? I can see me now....
Mumble # 10 - And while I'm at it - who invented menopause anyway?
Mumble # 11 - With that, I'm done...for now. Stay tuned because there's bound to be another installment.